WHAT I MISS!!

I love my life!!
My account shows an additional amount of a grand on every last day of the month, I’ve a spacious flat which accommodates me, my laptop, my empty beer cans, my lays packets (yes I secure even the empty ones for a week until the maid comes) well.
I am happy with my life on the office front too. I keep busy, I’ve a big (not actually that big, but enough space to do yoga, if my everyday-growing-inflexible body permits) square cubicle with a flat computer of my own, an extension phone (local calls only! Sigh) which I use to socialise free of cost. We have a good canteen which serves so-so food, but once a year they really get excited and we have Food festival in our canteen for a week, serving food from Italian to Indian, no, the standard is high from the general days; cooks are not the regular ones.
Oh! did I miss telling you about the two hot, steamy guys (oops! Looks like I’m talking about knorr soup, rather than describing my colleagues) I’ve on the either side of my cubicle. The one on my right is single, flirtatious, courteous and humorous. A rare but most sought after combination in men. And the other on my left is good looking and married
Well, I really don’t mind. I really manage well.
I spend my weekend with either of them watching movies, dining out, if nothing else then sleeping my day out. And sometimes, when days are really tough in office, working my way out even on weekends.
So I’m really enjoying things, but do I miss anything?
Bangla, gaadi(two-wheeler) sab kuch tau hai mere paas. Maa bhi hai yaar. What do I miss?
I miss remaining awake till 4 in the morning, hot chats online, downloading porn, in the name of “I’m trying to find reasons behind why guys see this every night? Don’t they get bored?”
I miss,
1. Lazy morning, remaining in bed and missing first two classes as routine,

2. Boring lectures, playing cute ringtones in class
3. Getting bored and then making blank calls,
4. Wasting time in texting friends, hanging out gossiping about chakkar between teachers,
5. Having a one night stand with books on nights before exams, I miss that printing press in which 100 students copied assignments and lab reports from the otherwise mentally retarded topper.
6. Acknowledging the presence of teachers and smiling at them only on viva days.
7. I miss those planning we made of setting the principal’s office on fire, on getting amazing marks.
8. I miss those first day, first show.
9. I miss planning economically for any trip, or day out, EOPO (Each one pay one) lunches.
10. I miss walking in rain with open arms and closed eyes.
11. I miss giving those birthday bumps.
12. I miss doing things without logic, without reasons, without planning.
Oh I miss quite a lot I miss being non-mechanical, I miss being non-courteous , I miss not being able to carefree on what the world thinks of me and I miss flying high without the fear of melting of the wax on my feathers…..